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Friday, August 11, 2006

End of Part 1

Well, I've made the executive decision to put 'Fatman and the Alchemist' on hold for a while. It pains me to do it since it's finally getting to the action bit but I'm about to go on holidays and I don't want to rush the finish. Expect the saga to end sometime around mid-October....which will be a welcome relief to some of you. I'm getting some friends who are worried about my mental health and some who are just bored (quote from an email by Miss Kristy W: "you getting excited about going? i have to actually ask you this seeing as your blog is still in the land of stupid.")


Anonymous broadzilla said...

Mid-October? Good grief. Can't you delay this little jaunt of yours until you've finished the story, Fats? It's only Siberia, for Pete's sake.

Failing that, have a smashing trip, try not to wreak any more havoc than is absolutely necessary, and please - take notes.

7:01 am  
Blogger Fatman said...

Thanks Broadzilla. If you hear on the news that St.Petersburg is on fire- you don't know nuthin'!

6:25 pm  
Anonymous The said...

Having not done this 'comment' thing before, I'm not sure if it's social faux pas to leave my 'comment' with your true identity as a label.

However, you've been as barren as the client list of a Chernobyl fertility clinic for 3 weeks, and now you want to pull this whole "I'm going on holidays" shit.


For craps sake man, it's only just getting interesting.

I'm going back to the bar.

10:37 pm  
Anonymous broadzilla said...

And don't even think of pulling an 'Ash' on us, Fatman. I know you live in Melbourne - I'm pretty sure I can narrow it down. I'll just look under 'F' in the phonebook...

12:49 am  
Blogger Fatman said...

The- There are blogs out there where mothers write about the cute things their children did. Lonely men write from the perspective of their pet hedgehog. It seems that no matter what these f-ckers write about there'll be 30 comments along the lines of: "LOL this is sooooo funny. Keep up the good work!" Me? I get...

-Write faster!
-This is shit.
-Where's LEVIATHAN (the clone hybrid of Jesus Christ and a mutating sea monster)?
-Yeah...but...what's happening in YOUR life?
-My f-cking pet hedgehog can write better than you mother f-cker!

Folks, I'm going on holidays. It's a trip I've been waiting a long time to do. I'll probably write while I'm there so I'll still update this f-cking thing. And I don't want to rush Part 2 since I will be coming back to some of the characters at a later date for another story (which I've written in my head)

p.s. Heh heh. "Barren as the client list of a Chernobyl fertility clinic"- it's funny because it's topical.

Broadzilla- "Pulling an Ash"? We're talking like this now? Give the guy a break. Sure he's a morbid, racist, homophobic, anti-semite, corpophiliac metal head who supposedly eats the flesh of the recently deceased but he's one of us dammit!

Too Fat to Hide, Too Lazy to Run,

6:03 pm  
Anonymous broadzilla said...

Yeah, but he never came back.

9:06 pm  

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