Like The Rotting Remains of a Neglected Relative
Although still a fairly well known bar in Melbourne it is no way near as popular as it was, say, five years ago. Our sister bar, Gambit, has taken over as the owner's favourite since it makes more on one night than we do in an entire week. We are like a once well-liked aunty who has fallen out with the family and is forgotten about, until one day a janitor finds her semi-decomposed body in a dumpster outside of a hotel.
And speaking of corpses in the dumpster, I must dispose of the body of a co-worker who was beheaded on Thursday.
Spends a long time trying to decipher Chinese menus,