It's Raining Idiots
I was walking to lunch today and saw a bearded guy wandering down the street with an umbrella dangling from his jeans pocket. 'Is that an umbrella in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?' I scoffed in a typically non-original way. He gave me a look that seemed to say: It's an umbrella in my pocket.
Fatman
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And if I wear a paper bag with no eye holes I can look at your face and not retch. Now if I only had a way of shutting you up....
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