Hunting down the massive cloned Jesus/sea creature LEVIATHAN
is....well....it's been a bit duller than I expected quite frankly. After the cool a la Flatliners
outro of 'All aboard men. It's a good day to die' I'd expected a high speed underwater chase but so far it's been days of looking baffled at the instruments and playing cards. No one had the foresight to bring any dvds and so everyone is amusing themselves in some other way. Dr Lim is currently working on his autobiography entitled 'Risking Life and Lim' where he basically spends 350-pages blaming me for this little fiasco. Van Cleef spends the nights carving my name on bullets and Terry the one-eyed intern is proving to be quite the virtuoso of a piano accordion
. The rest of the Krakenguard spends their time repairing leaks to the submarine Blythe Danner
(Damn you "Honest" Vladimir and your shoddy vessel!), making sure we're not lost and getting drunk at night. They had also been playing Spin the Bottle but I have put a stop to that. It was making me uncomfortable.
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Fatman- Not Pequod nor Nautilus but the Blythe Danner. Go figure.